• Rx_Hawk [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    10:35 - I have just discovered reverse cowgirl. My life is changed.

    10:42 - wife is trying to unzip the tent, I have coomed it shut.

    10:44 - she is calling our church

    10:53 - the Swiss Guard have arrived and are dissolving my coom seal with holy water. All is lost.

    • Owl [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      Impressive response time from the Vatican there.