• Mokey [none/use name]
    hexbear
    52
    edit-2
    3 months ago

    sitting in concrete wall room with just a table, a single light and a polygraph machine nervously sweating

    Son, have you ever had a War Thunder account?

    N...No

    WEEEOOOOOOWEEEOOOOO polygraph off the charts, guy shoots me in the head

    • Egon [they/them]
      hexagon
      hexbear
      40
      edit-2
      3 months ago

      sitting in the same concrete room. Two exasperated agents stand in front of me. A desktop monitor and a keyboard is now on the desk

      "Okay sir, let's go thru this again. We are going to hand you some classified documents and what are you going to do?"

      yes-honey-left Not leak them on the warthunder forums.

      "And if someone on the internet calls your favorite tank gay?"

      I immediately grab the classified documents and start typing away. Nothing happens on the monitor

      "Sigh RESET THE SIMULATION"