He's almost as tall as Big Bird and probably way heavier. Even a panda will fuck you up and that's the least generous animal comparison. He isn't smart though so I think I could win. Distract with cookie and go for the neck.

    • happybadger [he/him]
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      7 months ago

      You don't always get prep time in a combat situation. That's why I go for the neck. Paralyse the enemy and then prepare.