Blandest fucking shit I've ever had lmao

I keep telling myself to be open-minded and try things and keep vindicating my gut feeling that things will suck

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
    hexbear
    24
    2 months ago

    Of course it's bland

    Anything with flavor offends the I ONLY DRINK BLACK COFFEE PLAIN LIKE A MAN jerks

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    • FourteenEyes [he/him]
      hexagon
      hexbear
      18
      2 months ago

      I do prefer black coffee but for the fucking flavor

      This coffee is shitty, the only kind i need to add cream and sugar to

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    • GlueBear [they/them, comrade/them]
      hexbear
      14
      2 months ago

      There's this Hawaiian roast from Roasting plant (idr it's name) and it'll make the best iced black coffee ever.

      It has its own sweetness and even has green tea after notes.

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    • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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      11
      2 months ago

      If you're adding flavors to your coffee, it probably wasn't good to begin with. A properly pulled doubleshot is amazing.

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        • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
          hexbear
          9
          2 months ago

          That just makes me shudder. I'd rather take a slice of cake with a side of black coffee myself. Sweet coffee just feels off.

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          • ped_xing [he/him]
            hexbear
            8
            2 months ago

            When I first started drinking coffee, I didn't get the point of a packet of sugar. The coffee was still overpowering. You'd need to up the sugar content by a factor of 10 to get anywhere, so I just went with black coffee. An old roommate had the seem realization but went the other way -- he would add the equivalent of 10 packets of sugar by just pouring from the sugar container for an uncomfortable length of time. Now the ridiculously sweet coffee is a regular menu item you can order without feeling self-conscious.

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