HiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its] to chat • 7 months agoTell us: Whatever happened to your career in baseball?message-squaremessage-square50 fedilinkarrow-up125file-text
arrow-up125message-squareTell us: Whatever happened to your career in baseball?HiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its] to chat • 7 months agomessage-square50 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareHiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]hexagonhexbear5·edit-27 months agojust play short stop, furthest you gotta throw is first link
minus-squareHiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]hexagonhexbear4·7 months agoThen be an umpire there's tons of careers in baseball link
minus-squareHiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]hexagonhexbear3·7 months agoLook into local leagues and see if you can take the Umpire's test link
minus-squareHiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]hexagonhexbear2·7 months agoOnly if I can drink there free link
minus-squareGalaxyBrain [they/them]hexbear2·7 months agoOnly if you can consistently pop off one liners every time you're asked how life is treating you. link
I can't throw very far
just play short stop, furthest you gotta throw is first
I'm also bad at catching things
Then be an umpire there's tons of careers in baseball
Okay. How do I get hired?
Look into local leagues and see if you can take the Umpire's test
Can I open a bar in Boston instead.
Only if I can drink there free
Only if you can consistently pop off one liners every time you're asked how life is treating you.