HiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its] to chat • 7 months agoTell us: Whatever happened to your career in baseball?message-squaremessage-square50 fedilinkarrow-up125file-text
arrow-up125message-squareTell us: Whatever happened to your career in baseball?HiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its] to chat • 7 months agomessage-square50 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareHiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]hexagonhexbear3·7 months agoLook into local leagues and see if you can take the Umpire's test link
minus-squareHiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]hexagonhexbear2·7 months agoOnly if I can drink there free link
minus-squareGalaxyBrain [they/them]hexbear2·7 months agoOnly if you can consistently pop off one liners every time you're asked how life is treating you. link
Okay. How do I get hired?
Look into local leagues and see if you can take the Umpire's test
Can I open a bar in Boston instead.
Only if I can drink there free
Only if you can consistently pop off one liners every time you're asked how life is treating you.