• dannoffs [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    Since its supposed to be super nice out this week, can you grab me a bottle of rosé and a super soaker?

    • Angel [any]
      hexagon
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      6 months ago

      No, but I can get you a rose rose-fist

      and I'll use the super soaker on you to cool you down. I'll make sure to aim for the face especially, and I won't stop squirting out that water even as you beg for mercy. The water will be too much for you to handle. But no worries! It'll be "super nice" out.