Herring? Why would anyone need herring? Why don't you get something else red like strawberries, cherries, or apples?
motherfucker I know I'm not the only one around here who likes smoked herring on toast with cream cheese
I'm not sure if I'll see your mom there, but if I do, I'm getting her for myself. Sorry!
some fuckin uhhhh.... fuckin uhhhh................................ coffee creamer i think i'm running low on that
I would like some Gatorade, please. Preferably that new Gatorlyte stuff that's closer to their original formula. I haven't been feeling well and I'm quite dehydrated at the moment.
Thank you!
Okay, but can I just, for a moment, ask why we have Gatorade but not Straightorade? Why are we devoting so much energy to the gays getting their own drink but us straights have nothing? These wokies are really trying to enact reverse discrimination on us 🙄
The cucumber lime cucumber probably kept me alive when I was drinking way to much.
Since its supposed to be super nice out this week, can you grab me a bottle of rosé and a super soaker?
No, but I can get you a rose
and I'll use the super soaker on you to cool you down. I'll make sure to aim for the face especially, and I won't stop squirting out that water even as you beg for mercy. The water will be too much for you to handle. But no worries! It'll be "super nice" out.
I'll get some grenadine with it, and we can drink some Shirley Temples together. How about that?