One of my favorite freedoms is getting to choose which boss to work for and which landlord to pay rent to! It feels so nice to support each other and know we're all in this together - my boss supports me through my paycheck and in turn I use a portion of that to help support my landlord! It's important to recognize that we're all in this together, regardless of silly distinctions like whether you're rich or poor, boss or worker, landlord or tenant, a corporation or a human, etc, we're all united as Americans, against all the foreigners who hate us for how free we are.
That of course brings me to my favorite freedom - the freedom to support the military, to spread managed democracy around the world. I have to give a special shout-out this Loyalty Day to Lockheed Martin, Northrop Grumman, Boeing, and to all the other defense contractors that help promote our government's interests (identical to our own, of course) instead of wasting the money on useless government bloat (healthcare, education, etc)!
Obviously, the freedom to support the military is the most important freedom, but there are many other freedoms we enjoy! Let's hear some!
You know, I'd sometimes seen the brown bag thing in movies or whatever, but I honestly didn't realize until this very moment that it's a drinking in public thing. I feel a bit silly for just thinking it was some sort of completely unexplainable American thing in the same way as, like, Ontarian bagged milk.