You know you're right when you have to conjure increasingly abstract metaphors and allegories to illustrate your point

Okay, but imagine Joe Brandon was a banana with a worm in it, but trump was a literal piece of human feces, and according to the rules of this scenario you absolutely have to eat one of them, no other options. Oh and the joenana is dipped in human feces, but it isn't itself feces, so obviously it's still better. Oh and the one you don't choose to eat now you will probably be forced to eat later, but that's still preferable to now, right?

Okay but imagine this banana is actually a bus going to Albuquerque. No one wants to go to Albuquerque, but the other bus, the piece of human feces bus, is going to Boise, Idaho. You're obviously gonna take joenana bus to Albuquerque

Okay but