I actually arranged to meet a Hexbear IRL at the park and when we met he shook my hand and suddenly went BEEP BEEP BOOP and I looked at his hand and it was a steel ROBOT HAND and then he was like check this shit out and he took his clothes off and ran around the park NAKED WITH HIS ROBOT BEANIS FLOPPING EVERYWHERE except it didn't flop because it was a HARD METAL ROD BEFITTING A ROBOT.
But then he disintegrated because those BARBARIC RUZZIANS built their bots out of rusty old shovels.
True story pls rate comment subslime
Pretend you're my dad and there's a holiday where children believed in a mythical gift bringer that was a human, and he also is the rest of the users on Hexbear. But I've come of age, and it's tradition to reveal whether or not the users of Hexbear are all bots when I turn the correct age
son, are you doing drugs?