I have 150 gallons of goat milk I gotta unload before the boss gets on my case. How do I trick these raw milk freaks that it's authentic bird flu cow milk?

SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them] · 2 months ago

I have 150 gallons of goat milk I gotta unload before the boss gets on my case. How do I trick these raw milk freaks that it's authentic bird flu cow milk?

Moonworm [any] · 2 months ago

If one were to sincerely attempt it, I think you could spin up some bullshit about goats being especially effective at naturally weakening the virus, better than cows! Maybe something about how friendly goats are and how they evolved alongside us and that means that we have a symbiotic immune relationship.

D61 [any] · 2 months ago

Goats are lower to the ground, its where the birds poop!