Hi comrades! I'm ✨relocated✨! I just unpacked my project stuff a bit ago and powered up the boards and tested them out to see that I haven't forgotten everything! we're back! 
Instead of jumping right back in with what I was doing (partly because I had some process issues and partly because I'm still kind of reeling from the moving/new job stress), I'm going to take the rest of this week to regroup a little bit and figure out my strategy on how to make the best progress on this moving forward. Since I'm a dirty labor aristocrat now, I need to do a little bit of shopping to identify what I was kinda scraping by with that could be done faster with better consumables and tools like actually buying a real set of breadboard wires and scope clips and stuff instead of dealing with the few bent up old ones I'd found laying around. I'm also gonna rework the boards into something a little more functional for test, I'm missing labels and spots for jumpers and I learned newer and better design practices through this and I'm just all around ready to do better than I have been before (shoutout to test points, you know who you are, i appreciate you more than you know for bullying me about this)
here's a pic of my current test setup:
as you can see, I'm working on a folding camping table with slats - not great but fuck it we ball. I do have a 4 channel scope now though! In the fifteen minutes of fucking around I did with the scope, I learned more than I did in several hours of banging my head against the problem with a multimeter, and that's probably like the best thing that's happened for this project yet. No conclusions yet but it's only a matter of time.
I'm not back in full force yet but I'm getting back the momentum I lost and then some. Hopefully I didn't lose y'all and hopefully I catch some new folks now that it's been some time and new comrades have trickled in. To everyone who has been eager to provide time for the project, I appreciate each and every one of you more than you could know and while I do feel a little bad at times for not having clear and concise ways to get your labor into the project, I'm happy you're here. 
One thing I'm going to do differently is to make sure if I'm asking for help I'm more clear about exactly what I'm looking for, how it fits into the project, and what my plan is to incorporate your work into the whole. Including everything everyone has already done, retroactively.
ily comrades. Talk to you soon 
Very exciting, both for you personally and the project :meow-hug: I'm really looking forward this.
I remember you saying you liked questions so here's one for you, are there any good resources on how to actually do diy electro? Like once I have the device, how do I us it?
seems like it's particular to the person and their hair/skin but what I've gathered is that you take the machine and a tweezers, insert a fresh needle into the holder. lightly insert the needle at the root of the hair, parallel to the direction the hair is coming out. you basically just let it slide in until it reaches the root of the follicle, where it will meet some resistance. Then you trigger the pulse with the foot switch, and see if the hair will come out with the tweezers. if the follicle is properly destroyed, it should slide out with basically no resistance. if it does not come right out you can increase the power and try again, dont pluck it ofc.
Doing it to yourself is gonna be pretty damn challenging or impossible on many parts of the body but you could maybe find a partner willing to help. Seems like there are training videos online that might help learn proper technique as well but I cant vouch for any specific ones
Thank you! That is very helpful.
Yea, I was just thinking that :kitty-cry: I'm gonna need to look at my face the whole time.
This is absolutely the gist of it! There are some helpful things to know about curly vs straight hairs, choosing initial current/time levels, general working practices, etc - I'm aggreagting a list of accessible online help, I think once we have more on https://sphynx.diy than a splash screen, I'll make sure we have a list of links there in addition to any project-specific tutorial I or the community writes. Sterex has some great resources here https://www.sterex.com/resources/ and this in combination with the PDF that @ComradeEd@lemmygrad.ml very helpfully mirrored is a good basis in theory and considerations.
In a previous post, 410bdf linked to an interesting pdf. I'm not sure if it is the correct way to do things, but it certainly is close to what YOTCD said. I was hoping 410bdf may have some info on this (that could be added to the future documentation) exactly for the reasons you laid out.