• InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    5 months ago

    I would drink this

    Stardew behavior

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    it's a condiment AND a dressing

    And a floor wax

    And a hate crime

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    intrusive thought: dipping cheezits in this

    • context [fae/faer, fae/faer]
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      5 months ago

      a bowl of cheezits, a bowl of cool ranch doritos, a bowl of this stuff for dipping

      but it's also a dressing, so put a pair of tongs in with the cheezits and doritos, and one of those little dressing ladles and a gravy boat full of this stuff so your guests can make a cheezit and cool ranch dorito salad with cheezit ranch dressing