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    hexagon
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    1 month ago

    "...and what's the deal with the Khamas supporters anyway? They say they're opposed to Israelis settling on lands in the middle east and claiming it as part of Israel so how do they protest this?
    [Tone progressively rises and becomes more shrill and nasal in the lead-up to the punchline]
    By establishing a settlement on UCLA's property and claiming that it's their territory now!!"
    [Jerry Seinfeld makes a hammy facial expression and feigns befuddlement while raising his left hand, palm upwards, in an exaggerated half-shrug and pauses in tableau while canned laugher plays for 3 seconds]

    [Milquetoast pseudo-funk slap bass kicks in with some half-assed vocal percussion and a smattering of brass section flares to make the music seem spicy to the sentiment of the white middle-class, middle aged viewerbase as the Seinfeld title screen is flashed on screen]