·1 month ago- Tucker Carlson (have you seen him laugh?)
- A random social media influencer who lives in an LA apartment that costs $20k/month (gotta have a terrible sense of humor, won’t know what half the cards mean)
- One of the guys from Cards Against Humanity who institutionalized their black writer and wrote racist shit into his cards (would pick the racist cards no matter what the prompt was, is probably upset that I haven’t bought any expansion packs)
- My brother (always makes up random goddamn rules that aren’t fun)