2025 is the year of the Linux desktop

It’s hard to not be ground into dust when you don’t have access to dual industrial freezers filled to the brim with Ben and Jerry’s. It makes a good phylactery.

I’m going to introduce an amendment to the constitution that reads, “this amendment is unconstitutional”. Boom. Instant constitutional crisis.

If January 6th was a bunch of trans people instead of a bunch of hogs, it would have been a fucking massacre

She really is gonna be the next Pelosi isn’t she?

Ethan formerly hosted a podcast with Hasan and they had a falling out over Israel. Ethan is now regularly scouring the subreddit of Destiny, another even more unhinged Zionist streamer. This is relevant because Destiny’s community is particularly focused and organized around deplatforming Hasan. They have Discords where they prepare copy to engage in mass emailing/call campaigns to get Hasan negative press and lost platform space. So this article is part of a larger pattern in which Hasan is suddenly coming under a lot of scrutiny in relation to his takes on Israel. It’s relevant because Zionists have organizational structures dedicated to this and the existence of this article is likely a result of said structures.

They know they can’t just deport 34% of domestic agricultural workers. They wouldn’t be replaceable, especially for the same wages (remember how Trump was supposed to make it so bread wasn’t $10 a loaf?) And that’s just the undocumented ones. Migrants as a whole make up more than half of those workers. They’re preparing to enslave them.

Okay but I wanna know the findings of the study

Shit I remember this one. This is probably about as old as Facebook is.

Destiny streams on the pedo Nazi platform?

They don’t usually say it out loud though. This is the exact quote:

Honestly, I'm pro-genocide. Like, it sounds really shitty, but I think that Israel should just drop its fucking borders about where it is now and basically Palestinians can go live in another place…

Strawberry pie is delicious

For some reason my partners family will bring like 5 sweet pies to a gathering of like 15 people and then the 6th pie is what they call “dessert pie” but it’s more like a giant quiche. Still yummy though.

“Oh, they print in that order? That’s weird.”

I did both of these at once last week.

Added a breakpoint. Debugger didn’t break.

Added an echo "here";. Debugger didn’t print.

Added a throw new Exception('fuck');. Debugger didn’t throw.

Stepped through. Debugger wouldn’t let me step in.

It took me almost an hour to realize it wasn’t the debugger’s fault and that a variable I thought was guaranteed to be truthy at that point was actually falsey due to upstream changes in a spreadsheet parser. I felt kind of stupid for not trusting the debugger at that point.

It would be funnier if he is

It’s real

I dunno about the deep fake thing. Because Alex Jones is the actor who plays Alex Jones(tm)(c)(r) and using Alex Jones’ likeness to portray Alex Jones(tm)(c)(r) might be protected.

We know Trump is a cable news head. This seems likely.