https://twitter.com/guardianscience/status/1792567605401936091

  • Abracadaniel [he/him]
    hexbear
    23
    edit-2
    1 month ago

    if I have a vasectomy there's nothing exiting my balls when I cum, does that mean my balls are slowly filling with plastic?

    • CommunistBear [he/him]
      hexbear
      18
      1 month ago

      If I double or triple my busting am I emptying my balls of the buildup? Like donating blood and lessening the amount of PFAS in your body? I'm only partially joking

      • Mindfury [he/him]
        hexbear
        19
        1 month ago

        Much like the regular police protect capital and property, the volcel police are protecting big plastic & petroleum

        • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
          hexbear
          10
          1 month ago

          Show

          The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

          نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

          volcel-police

      • RNAi [he/him]
        hexbear
        22
        edit-2
        1 month ago

        After vasectomy, what you bust comes only from the prostate, while the swimmers are stuck in the balls, so yes, your balls will end up fully buoyant