Men already do have a movie like that. It’s called “Lords of the Lockerroom” and it has a 9.4/10 rating on IMDB. This user review snippet describes it perfectly:

"Lords of the Lockerroom" is not merely a film; it is a transcendent journey into the very heart of the human experience. Its narrative complexity, visual poetry, and philosophical depth demand intellectual engagement, offering a cinematic experience that lingers in the mind long after the credits roll. In a landscape oversaturated with mediocrity, this magnum opus stands as a testament to the transformative power of cinema, inviting viewers to question, reflect, and ultimately transcend the confines of the ordinary.