So you can't make movies for men anymore, is that it? Ashton Kutcher married Demi Moore, what MORE do you want?!
hexedbear will say that movie sucked and was bad, because they hate men.
Women can make out and touch each other and they would still be considered completely 100% straight and just playing around, but if I grab my bro’s nuts and give him a kiss, suddenly I’m gay
When a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun
BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 RealGirl doll with 10-speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus, self-cleaning semen collection tray, and optional built-in orgasm simulation via surround sound feedback, hes called a pervert?
Men already do have a movie like that. It’s called “Lords of the Lockerroom” and it has a 9.4/10 rating on IMDB. This user review snippet describes it perfectly:
"Lords of the Lockerroom" is not merely a film; it is a transcendent journey into the very heart of the human experience. Its narrative complexity, visual poetry, and philosophical depth demand intellectual engagement, offering a cinematic experience that lingers in the mind long after the credits roll. In a landscape oversaturated with mediocrity, this magnum opus stands as a testament to the transformative power of cinema, inviting viewers to question, reflect, and ultimately transcend the confines of the ordinary.
Magic Mike 1 is just Coyote Ugly, but without the chill dude from Rosanne.
