Ummmm... uhhhhh... Toasters!

That's right toasters are reactionary! Using energy to make your bread crispy, bourgeoise decadence! Really all forms of baking are counter revolutionary, communists should only eat oatmeal!

Okay, fight about it.

Edit: we'll now that enough people have commented, I want to make a snarky edit bemoaning the fact that anyone here would disagree with me. I'm really let down by this community for not validating ever take I have and will probably stop participating here for like two days before resuming posting as much as ever.

  • 2Password2Remember [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    toaster ovens are superior to toasters in every way except for taking up more counter space

    Death to America

    • ReadFanon [any, any]
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      6 months ago

      I'm already cluttering up this thread so I'll keep it brief but if you have the option, a toaster oven that has an air fryer function makes it 100% justifiable imo.

      • 2Password2Remember [he/him]
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        6 months ago

        air frying is just convection fam, most toaster ovens are gonna have that

        Death to America