Donald Trump announces Claudia de la Cruz as running mate. Karina Garcia slated for top advisor position. Trump vows to "Make Turtle Island Great Again", remove all kkkolonizers by force. Some are worried Trump may not be hard enough on undocumented immigrants, allowing terrorists to enter country. Anonmyous CIA source says Trump is helping America's enemies Cuba and Venezuela to produce a hypersonic nuclear missle that will "Make the Cuban Missle Crisis look like child's play".