Our condolences to the newly-wed bride, Elena Zhukova, hopefully she'll only suffer for a bit before stealing all of his money. Fun fact: He's marrying the mother of Roman Abramovich's former wife

  • tombruzzo [none/use name]
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    1 month ago

    Seeing Dr Evil in the title just makes me think he was like, "I'll marry you for... a million dollars!"