Tired of being beta

  • EstraDoll [she/her]
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    5 months ago
    1. buy the latest Ford F350 Child Smashifier brand new for $78,000

    2. take out 3 loans to afford this

    3. drive on a 2 drink minimum

    4. call anyone who drives a different brand of truck gay even though you can't tell the difference unless you look at the hood ornament

    5. run over at least 3 children and/or bicyclists a month

    6. drive it into a resevoir and buy the next latest model when it comes out (you'll save money by doing this, it can carry 8 ounces more cargo in the 16 inch truck bed)