buy the latest Ford F350 Child Smashifier brand new for $78,000
take out 3 loans to afford this
drive on a 2 drink minimum
call anyone who drives a different brand of truck gay even though you can't tell the difference unless you look at the hood ornament
run over at least 3 children and/or bicyclists a month
drive it into a resevoir and buy the next latest model when it comes out (you'll save money by doing this, it can carry 8 ounces more cargo in the 16 inch truck bed)
buy the latest Ford F350 Child Smashifier brand new for $78,000
take out 3 loans to afford this
drive on a 2 drink minimum
call anyone who drives a different brand of truck gay even though you can't tell the difference unless you look at the hood ornament
run over at least 3 children and/or bicyclists a month
drive it into a resevoir and buy the next latest model when it comes out (you'll save money by doing this, it can carry 8 ounces more cargo in the 16 inch truck bed)