• FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    7 months ago

    God: Kill these people, take their stuff

    Also God: HEY, don't kill people and steal things, wtf you are damned

    • Alisu [they/them]
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      7 months ago

      Almost as if different people made up those orders

    • ChaosMaterialist [he/him]
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      7 months ago

      You have to ask permission from your Sky Daddy before plundering the countryside.

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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        7 months ago

        Say that God told you to feed and shelter the poor: Go to jail the-pigs

        Say that God told you to kill, maim and commit wanton acts of depravity: big-cool isntrael