The deer are back on their bullshit now that the spring bloom has ended. They're overpopulated and eating anything they can shove in their fat ruminant mouths. RIP my tomatos and hostas.
Put in cattle fencing and they knock over all my plants on the perimeter by trying to jump over and pratfalling.
I spray wolf piss around and they lick it for the salt.
I go out there to scare them off and they huff at me like im a chump. I'm running low on firecrackers and i still have not gained their respect nor fear.
The deer are back on their bullshit now that the spring bloom has ended. They're overpopulated and eating anything they can shove in their fat ruminant mouths. RIP my tomatos and hostas.
Put in cattle fencing and they knock over all my plants on the perimeter by trying to jump over and pratfalling.
I spray wolf piss around and they lick it for the salt.
I go out there to scare them off and they huff at me like im a chump. I'm running low on firecrackers and i still have not gained their respect nor fear.
shikanokonokonokokoshitantan
Rvtvrn
by wearing only a wolf pelt and running out at the deer while screaming
You need to smooch them.