White people will look you dead in the eyes and tell you that Palestinian children deserve to starve and then go drop a band on 3 different types of raw chicken feet and salmon fins to feed Bark Ruffalo, their goldendoodle with an uncannily human expression

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  • Iwishiwasntthisway [none/use name]
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    19 days ago

    Sit out on the stoop with a 40.

    Drink: Doodle type dog

    Dog in a stroller

    Purebred "rescue" puppy

    Kill your drink: Pit in a tutu

    • CoolerOpposide [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      19 days ago

      Missing a few

      Kill drink:

      -Owner does not pick up after dog

      -dog has leash stretched to the max and forces pedestrian going other direction to leave sidewalk

      -dog acts aggressively towards other dog and both owners think “theyre playing!”