Posadas [he/him, they/them] to chapotraphouse • 7 days agoShort selling spice derivatives based on future forcast retirement community being built in order to afford the $5/bottle surge after the petrochemical train devalued its load into the aqueducts.imagemessage-square53 fedilinkarrow-up1133file-text
arrow-up1133imageShort selling spice derivatives based on future forcast retirement community being built in order to afford the $5/bottle surge after the petrochemical train devalued its load into the aqueducts.Posadas [he/him, they/them] to chapotraphouse • 7 days agomessage-square53 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareFnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]hexbear75·7 days agoCashier: I'm going to have to cancel orders for so many damn items Stocker: I'm going to have to reshelf so many damn items Also stocker: I'm going to have to throw away so many damn items Store management: I'm going to turn over so many damn employees Rich Consumers: I'm going to have so much higher risk of food borne illnesses Poor Consumers: I'm going to only be able to eat price stable staples (or just starve) Store owner: I'm going to make slightly higher profits, so everyone's a winner! link
minus-squareashinadash [she/her, comrade/them]hexbear27·7 days ago Also stocker: I'm going to have to throw away so many damn items I noticed that the "50% OFF ENJOY TONIGHT" sections of my local stores now overflow with unsold bread every Thursday. link
Cashier: I'm going to have to cancel orders for so many damn items![doomer doomer](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/e29727db-5b25-4c11-9d6a-46a0b389e114.png)
Stocker: I'm going to have to reshelf so many damn items![doomer doomer](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/e29727db-5b25-4c11-9d6a-46a0b389e114.png)
Also stocker: I'm going to have to throw away so many damn items![doomer doomer](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/e29727db-5b25-4c11-9d6a-46a0b389e114.png)
Store management: I'm going to turn over so many damn employees![doomer doomer](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/e29727db-5b25-4c11-9d6a-46a0b389e114.png)
Rich Consumers: I'm going to have so much higher risk of food borne illnesses![doomer doomer](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/e29727db-5b25-4c11-9d6a-46a0b389e114.png)
Poor Consumers: I'm going to only be able to eat price stable staples (or just starve)![doomer doomer](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/e29727db-5b25-4c11-9d6a-46a0b389e114.png)
Store owner: I'm going to make slightly higher profits, so everyone's a winner!![porky-happy porky-happy](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/b47fa3ca-2a2c-4dff-9375-62a7abb0d512.png)
I noticed that the "50% OFF ENJOY TONIGHT" sections of my local stores now overflow with unsold bread every Thursday.![doomer doomer](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/e29727db-5b25-4c11-9d6a-46a0b389e114.png)