Posadas [he/him, they/them] to chapotraphouse • 5 months agoShort selling spice derivatives based on future forcast retirement community being built in order to afford the $5/bottle surge after the petrochemical train devalued its load into the aqueducts.imagemessage-square53 fedilinkarrow-up1133file-text
arrow-up1133imageShort selling spice derivatives based on future forcast retirement community being built in order to afford the $5/bottle surge after the petrochemical train devalued its load into the aqueducts.Posadas [he/him, they/them] to chapotraphouse • 5 months agomessage-square53 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareFnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]hexbear75·5 months agoCashier: I'm going to have to cancel orders for so many damn items Stocker: I'm going to have to reshelf so many damn items Also stocker: I'm going to have to throw away so many damn items Store management: I'm going to turn over so many damn employees Rich Consumers: I'm going to have so much higher risk of food borne illnesses Poor Consumers: I'm going to only be able to eat price stable staples (or just starve) Store owner: I'm going to make slightly higher profits, so everyone's a winner! link
minus-squareashinadash [she/her]hexbear27·5 months ago Also stocker: I'm going to have to throw away so many damn items I noticed that the "50% OFF ENJOY TONIGHT" sections of my local stores now overflow with unsold bread every Thursday. link
Cashier: I'm going to have to cancel orders for so many damn items
Stocker: I'm going to have to reshelf so many damn items
Also stocker: I'm going to have to throw away so many damn items
Store management: I'm going to turn over so many damn employees
Rich Consumers: I'm going to have so much higher risk of food borne illnesses
Poor Consumers: I'm going to only be able to eat price stable staples (or just starve)
Store owner: I'm going to make slightly higher profits, so everyone's a winner!
I noticed that the "50% OFF ENJOY TONIGHT" sections of my local stores now overflow with unsold bread every Thursday.