"We can't tell you what we'd do with your money because that would be a Quid Pro Quo, which makes it bribery! So, you just have to trust that now that we've blown through a billion dollars and we're utterly powerless that we're going to get shit done!"
I'm determined to deliver growth, create wealth, and put more money people's pockets
Which people's pock-oh I see...Blackrock's...
Damn, real missed opportunity to sell to McDonalds to pair with their onions. They could call it the McRophage and sell the result to the raw milk/antivax folk
To the A in department for trying to resist spelling the word 'art' anywhere near this garbage
They paved parking lot to put up a Perdition 
I may loathe Nancy Pelosi but I can still respect that she left space to correct the cover of her book:
"Okay, don't panic, just remember what Milton Friedman said..."
"If you ever get in trouble just-"
"It feels like capitalism offers us...nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all!"
"Stupid sexy Lenin!"
She can't be that much worse than Betsy DeVos...right? 
We need kids to learn the truth about how great capitalism is for their living standards!
But only after they have, personally, paid off all of their lunch debt!
Bloody hell, that lens flare 
: "And to you Frodo Baggins, I give the light of Eärendil our most beloved star. May it be a-Wait, what are you doing? NO! THAT'S NOT WHAT IT'S FOR!"
This is like the perfect PPB equivalent to drop on anyone whose solutions are more deregulation
lol, the follow up to this election is like after the end of a play when all the actors come back out and cheer for each other for how well they got the audience to purchase tickets, suspend disbelief, and buy in to the drama of the "good" and "bad" guys for the duration of the show
"Oh, phew, my child is still getting his slop with mustard" 
'It's Dijon mustard dad...'
🎶 Springtime for MAGA and 'Murica! Winter for Gaza and Chad 🎶
PS I don't really know what's going on in Chad, it was just the single syllable country having the hardest time. I'll remove if I posted something offensive
"Hey Boss, what color should we use to indicate that one city is literally 5x the next worst?"
'Uh...I guess just use the color and opacity of the air itself at that point'
Is snakes out there this big?!
Yes, actually...
Hell, on the degree he's divorced from reality alone he could take that title
Hexbear stays winning, what remarkable prescience to rename this community to Slop. when it was 
"And you all thought golden showers were my humiliation fetish"
Liberalism is the rebellion now
Well, the last Amerikkkan rebellion was the Confederacy in support of slavery, so that tracks
"It looks like you're trying to commit war crimes. Would you like some help with that?"
"No, shut the fuck up ALIS!"
"Well fine then! I hope you like this missile asshole!"