• ratboy [they/them]
    ·
    5 months ago

    "Diane, 1:38 pm, June twenty-second. I ran into Ed Hurley today; the ripple of his biceps beneath his flannel shirt and the bulge in his worn Levi's is indescribable. I will be taking him in for questioning as soon as possible"

    • FourteenEyes [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      5 months ago

      "Diane, 7:50 PM, emergency room. We should have used lube."