Pissing is fun but pooping i just hate it why oh why poop why oh why oh why so much poop.
Maybe i wouldn't hate it as much if i just accepted i have a gluten allergy instead of living in denial so i can eat bread that isn't made out of depression and sawdust.
It's way more satisfying to do a big poop than to do a big piss, checkmate tankies
Wrong a big piss is superior