• Droplet [comrade/them]
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    2 days ago

    Hexbears please tell me which of the following scenarios is more likely:

    The President - also the High Priest of the Neoliberal sect - has been subjected to an occult ritual to become the Vessel for the Dark God of Capital, which takes an unknown form residing within the flesh of the President. In the evening, the entity leaves the flesh and returns to its Temple, as it finds the frail body of the President a harsh condition for long-term habitation.

    The President is senile.

    • buh [any]
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      2 days ago

      "Diddy is forcing him into a humiliation ritual"

      -manosphere influencers, probably

    • Speaker [e/em/eir]
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      2 days ago

      I don't think senility causes eye bleeding, so it must be the first one.

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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        2 days ago

        High blood pressure or writhing mass of tentacles with no clear beggining or end pressing on the optic nerve?