I did a 23andme gene test and results came out that I am 0,0245% Italian and I want to honor my heritage. Since I lost a few teeth, an arm and about 3 toes while making hand gestures, I am going to stick with cooking. Any ideas ojn how to make Tony Soprano's (tm) favourite dish vegan? 
It's pretty good. Spicy, savory, fatty.
We got like 10 pounds of high quality gabagool from a food bank.