Do you have the time
To soak your beans in brine?
Or are you opening a can
Cause you're in a hurry?
I am one of those
Tasty bean eating fools
Chomping on some beans
No doubt about it
Sometimes I give myself some treats
Sometimes the beans go into me
It all keeps adding up
On beans I'm fillin' up
Am I just full beans?
Or am I just stoned?
I went to a shrink
To analyze my beans
She said not to see her anymore
I went to a store
I was out of beans and needed more
So I bought a bunch of them
It was pretty rad
Dear mother can you hear me cooking?
It's been 3 bean salad since I have left your home
This poverty has got me eating
Delicious beans now that I'm out and on my own
And eating beans alone
Pay attention to the split peas
They taste good with rhizomes
I boil it up and it tastes nice
I wanna feed you soup
That I made inside my home
Welcome to beans and rice