Do you have the time
To soak your beans in brine?
Or are you opening a can
Cause you're in a hurry?
I am one of those
Tasty bean eating fools
Chomping on some beans
No doubt about it
Sometimes I give myself some treats
Sometimes the beans go into me
It all keeps adding up
On beans I'm fillin' up
Am I just full beans?
Or am I just stoned?
I went to a shrink
To analyze my beans
She said not to see her anymore
I went to a store
I was out of beans and needed more
So I bought a bunch of them
It was pretty rad
I'm on a roll...
no self control
I'm posting bout beans
On methamphetamine
I pledge
A bean dip
To the underworld
I heard that Satan likes
A chickpea black bean swirl
A face in the crowd
Suggested guacamole
Without a doubt
Mispronounced
But still a good call
Do you have the time
To listen to me dine
On lots of beans and nothing else
I am was of those those
Sad malnorish fools
Now better off on beans no doubt about it
Sometimes beans give myself the shits
Sometimes my farts creep up on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I ate enough
My bowls have been destroyed
Uh huh ya ya
Dear mother can you hear me cooking?
It's been 3 bean salad since I have left your home
This poverty has got me eating
Delicious beans now that I'm out and on my own
And eating beans alone
Pay attention to the split peas
They taste good with rhizomes
I boil it up and it tastes nice
I wanna feed you soup
That I made inside my home
Welcome to beans and rice
Don't wanna be an American bean dip
Duh-nuh-nuh-nah Bah-nuh-nuh-nah-nah
BAH NAH NAAH I'm the son of rage and love!
DAHHH DAH DUH the beanis of Suburbia
Bean dip
Chomp inside myself
My own best friend
My most trusted enemy
I farted
And departed
Never telling anyone that it was me
I must insist on being
A bean enthusiast
A burrito leading to a gassy behind
Refrying
Soaking and drying
I've perfected the science of the beaniot
Slow witted
But committed
To a bean lifestyle
Even if it's deviant
Good news: this is the one that broke my wife.
"WHY IS EVERYTHING BEANS??" She shouted in a defeated tone
I just posted Nice Beans Finish Fast and I think I kinda crushed that one
I don't think I could possibly be any more proud of you than I am in this moment
The bassline for Longview but you say Bean for each note. Hard to do in text.
Bean Bean Bean Bean Bean Bean Bean Bean Bean Bean Bean Bean Bean Bean Bean Bean Bean Bean
Bean Bean Bean Bean Bean Bean Bean Bean Bean Bean Bean Bean Bean Bean Bean Bean Bean Bean
Here we go again
Infatuation with my beans
That I've just made can't end
Oh but then again
If you can't smell much more than beans
Then that's exactly when I'm cooking
I toss and turn all night thinking
About bean perfection
Only to realize that
It's not different at all
So I throw my past bean-stakes
And contemplate my future
That's when I say
'What the hey?"
I'll eat beans forever
Me and beans together run away yeah
Far away
(First 5 greenday albums slap hard, Dookie is their 3rd, btw)
Nice beans finish fast
I'm getting lots of gas
I'm eating beans and shidding my behind
Rich and flavorful
I'm filling up my bowl
Beans and I are eternally entwined
Pressure cooker bakes my beans
And smelling me is disease
I'm so fucking stinky
People cry
Every bean my have it's truth
But every bean's in you
Never knew you were such a smelly guy
OHHHH Nice beans finish fast
Cause fiber helps you pass
So you don't have to shid your ass
For as much time
Farting on command
Making people smell your hand
Your losing most of your friend's trust
Smelling how you please
Bite the hand with beans
You're gonna eat some beans
And that is rad
Itt: it's early summer and mild mania might be striking me as it's won't to do.
DAH DAH DAH
I'm the son of fabaceae
The beanis of suburbia, the legume of none of the above on a steady diet of:
DAH DAH DAH
Nitrates and urea and
compost and manure and all the nitrogen and the co2 that is in the atmospheeere
and there's nothing wrong with me
this is how I'm supposed to beeeeaaaaaaaaaan
in a land of cereal grains that don't believe in beanis
