• InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    2 months ago

    Democrats: "Project 2025 will put our democracy is in danger!"

    Leftists: "What are you guys doing about it? Are you running attack ads about it?"

    Democrats: "One, 'you guys'? That's too familiar - isn't it? Two, we don't want to lose any independent voters. So - no. We aren't running any 'attack ads'. That would be counter productive. You don't understand how politics works, do you?"

    Leftists: "Okay! lmao. What are you doing about it?"

    Democrats: "Biden just tweeted about it."

    Leftists: "How could a twe— You know what - just tell us what he said."

    Democrats: "Google 2025."

    Leftists: Confused "What? Is that a joke?"

    Democrats: "You asked. We answered."

    Leftists: "He tweeted 'Google 2025'... And that's it?"

    Democrats: "We answered your question already."

    Leftists: "lol! That's all?"

    Democrats: "It's concise and to the point."