My thoughts are the dead guy shouldn't get to decide how they're grieved cause you're dead and the people who feel like grieving together should just like...not do a whole ritual thing. But since the whole ritual thing is what would be decided for me if my parents outlive me, I need a contingency plan. I will make my funeral wishes absolutely impossible to tske seriously but also legally binding so it's either no funeral or the dumbest shit anyone has ever been to. So far I've got thar I want it held in a bouncy castle, and that representatives of as many religions as they can get to do their funeral stuff at the same time and to only play Bolt Thrower

  • buckykat [none/use name]
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    1 month ago

    Demand your rotted corpse be flung by trebuchet at a prominent government building

      • EstraDoll [she/her]
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        1 month ago

        literally who cares how illegal it is. you're already dead? what are they gonna do? give you a life sentence? it's already over

        • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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          1 month ago

          The layer would care. He is a nerd but I'd also be dead, so he'd be holding all.the cards. He could just cross thst part out if he wanted. What would my family do sue him?