My thoughts are the dead guy shouldn't get to decide how they're grieved cause you're dead and the people who feel like grieving together should just like...not do a whole ritual thing. But since the whole ritual thing is what would be decided for me if my parents outlive me, I need a contingency plan. I will make my funeral wishes absolutely impossible to tske seriously but also legally binding so it's either no funeral or the dumbest shit anyone has ever been to. So far I've got thar I want it held in a bouncy castle, and that representatives of as many religions as they can get to do their funeral stuff at the same time and to only play Bolt Thrower
bare knuckle boxing contest for the rest of your money. also have a bunch of roleplayers act as characters from a TV show you hate
That would just be funding a post mortem Bum Fight.
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Like...no. A decent amount of my friends are homeless or pretty close to it and have been. Making them fight over the absolute pittamce I could toss down (less than $1000 if my stuff was sold) would be pretty gross.