Creating a new type of economy where powerful companies send guys around to collect money from other business owners, and if the business owner doesn't pay then they break their kneecaps.
Citizen, you have not endorsed [brand] on social media in the last 15 days.
You have 5 minutes to comply, or you will be judged to be in violation of statue [XYZ] and a federally accepted level of physical encouragement will be applied to you.
Creating a new type of economy where powerful companies send guys around to collect money from other business owners, and if the business owner doesn't pay then they break their kneecaps.
RoboCop ass reality where companies like Starbucks have armed brand enforcement.
(Robocop voice)
Citizen, you have not endorsed [brand] on social media in the last 15 days.
You have 5 minutes to comply, or you will be judged to be in violation of statue [XYZ] and a federally accepted level of physical encouragement will be applied to you.
Same thing as Adobe then
That's just cops but like better, actually