She said if I didn't do this, their growing avarice and size would blot out the sun and freeze the waters. And the pigmy age of the dark-poster would begin, freed from their spider web-shackles with us taking their place.

So, IDK. Thought that was weird. She was cute though and I asked if she would come play Dark Souls Remastered on Switch with me and she said "what's that?". Briskly continued my walk away.