She said if I didn't do this, their growing avarice and size would blot out the sun and freeze the waters. And the pigmy age of the dark-poster would begin, freed from their spider web-shackles with us taking their place.
So, IDK. Thought that was weird. She was cute though and I asked if she would come play Dark Souls Remastered on Switch with me and she said "what's that?". Briskly continued my walk away.
Blindfolded woman: "...and thus forevermore was known as @AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net."
@AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net: "I'm just going for a walk, yo!"