except in like 2 years I'll have to kill a secession here because I literally do not understand how to prevent secessions, at all, ever, they just happen inevitably no matter what until I crush them

  • Black_Mald_Futures [any]
    hexagon
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    4 months ago

    my first thought for a title was "now i'd like to take a moment, just sit right there, I'll tell you all about how Portugal got here" but I decided it wasn't funny enough

    my portugal is all over the place, taking south africa r/n, the East India company helped me take Mysore, I'm bangin