• mushroom [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    donald trump has long believed that everyone who has ever died was a sucker and a rube and that he alone is built different. the luckiest, most narrowly avoided assassination attempt in recent memory will only cement this in his mind

    • BodyBySisyphus [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      Quantum immortality is real, but we all somehow ended up in the chain of universes where Trump survives.