I'm gonna give them the real answer and make them wish they never asked.

(context: i work in IT on help desk and talk to people on the phone)

  • stevatoo [they/them, she/her]
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    2 months ago

    I remember telling a barista that my day wasn't really going that great and they put a smiley face with my name on the cup and I nearly started bawling.