And YOU gotta hel-

We're already knee deep in shit and piss

fucking Ice Poseidon offered to take me out on a date for $50.

I proceeded to spend like three hours watching him play crypto plinko and then he lost a coin toss and paid me almost $500. Also his cooking made me sick.

Imagine getting rhetorically trapped by Ted fucking Cruz.

Honestly I really like the Wilco song it's based on

Frankenstein

It seems alright for self reflection, but astrophrenology is weird.

I always thought the hypothesis that the horns were exclusively ornamental was ridiculous. Like, they're practically aimed at t. rex's stomach

Soda vs Pop balkanization

My 4th grade teacher stopping the class and demonstrating 4 quarts = a gallon to make me look stupid for doubting it.

Any game that delivers lore through item descriptions

I thought it was a wrist-mounted loop to feed the web through before I saw your comment. I just assumed the other arm was rotating the spool from the other side.

Did my injection yesterday morning and I ended up working a rush with only one other person for like 5 hours and now I'm ready to swear off food service forever.

Truffle salt

here is how they treat peaceful journalists:

The same way any country deals with journalist entering restricted areas??

Looking forward to the reverse of this with the Venezuelan election results & gloating about his involvement in the bolivian coup.