Ira: Hello, security engineer that has installed CrowdStrike on thousands of computers. A thread on the outage and what is exactly happening. Here’s a quick explainer on what *seems* to be the cause of the CrowdStrike outage and why it happened so quickly. — Subium • Bluesky web client
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Hello, security engineer that has installed CrowdStrike on thousands of computers. A thread on the outage and what is exactly happening. Here’s a quick explainer on what *seems* to be the cause of the CrowdStrike outage and why it happened so quickly.
  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    2 months ago

    BRING ME JOHN MACAFEET. That whalefucker is the only one who can unfuck this whale of a problem.

    • Mindfury [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      Biden begging Xi right now to call Kim and ask him to use Juche Necromancy on John McAfee and save the world