• came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 months ago

    the last time I had a dating profile, it was a very anti-dating profile type of profile.

    very "I am only on here to have something to do on my phone when I take a shit. and maybe find someone to rob. buy me dinner and I'll steal your laptop" type shit. all of my pictures were unflattering.

    I got an embarrassing number of matches.

    • DefinitelyNotAPhone [he/him]
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      3 months ago

      I'm convinced there's so many bots and people with zero personality beyond liking The Office on dating platforms that having anything on your profile that makes it clear you're a real human being will get you more matches.