lady I'm texting says "I will literally ruin your life"
,,,really? you promise? ☺️🥰🥺
"My life is already ruined, you can't make it worse 🥰☺️🥹"
the last time I had a dating profile, it was a very anti-dating profile type of profile.
very "I am only on here to have something to do on my phone when I take a shit. and maybe find someone to rob. buy me dinner and I'll steal your laptop" type shit. all of my pictures were unflattering.
I got an embarrassing number of matches.
I'm convinced there's so many bots and people with zero personality beyond liking The Office on dating platforms that having anything on your profile that makes it clear you're a real human being will get you more matches.
*Quick tip for those using gay dating apps
Comparing tinder to grindr is like comparing playing baseball to walking on the fucking moon
You would be surprised by the number of men who are horny for women who are unstable and might murder them in their sleep
pro tips: you can get chasers to avoid you by breaking their legs with hammers
I have a friend whose bio was “I am a murderer” and he was pretty popular
my first 3 photos are the exact same as your recommendations lol. no activity or silly/sexy photo though
You have to have one, but you don't need to have both.
Not when you're as hot as me.
You should be smiling
Mostly a good system imo but this one is case-by-case. Most success i had pics-wise was when i stopped trying to get a smiling pic of me that looked good and not forced and just put a naturalistic looking selfie with a neutral (even slightly broody) expression as my first picture. a lot of this depends on your overall vibe though - idk if this is actually possible but i feel like i am Visibly A Sensitive Softboy so it has more that aura and less serial killer vibes. and some of my follow-up pictures show me havin a bit more fun. with a less boyish face than mine this might be tougher to pull off. but unless you can get someone to snap a really good candid smiling pic, smiles can look v forced and pained in a static photo.
oh also i don't know if you mentioned, but if you have a pet and have a cute pic of u and ur pet as a guy absolutely throw that bad boy in the rotation - shows you have a heart and can keep another living thing alive (sadly the bar is that low for fellxs dating ladies).
and YMMV on t * nder vs h * nge, they have different vibes/niches. i got a lot more matches with baddies of my type on t * nder but way more flakes who didn't even wanna have a convo let alone meet up. h * nge my match rate was pretty damn low (maybe this is insecurity talking but i wonder if mandatory height listing accounts for that since im p short), BUT i got my head and shoulders best match there which might be progressing into something serious rn so take that for what its worth.
It should be legal to chop a chaser's dick off (since they're like 99% cis men)
A lot of them turn out to be eggs too, so it's like Schrödinger's trans-on-trans violence
It's best if you treat them like a game you can win, which coincidentally is the worst possible way to start relationships
sadly yeah. i actually tried to stop thinking about it in these terms when it came to how i opened & chatted with matches (i think trying mold the Perfect Approach to Win the Game was actually hurting me vs just being myself and going with the flow). but the swiping stage, profile set-up, etc, definitely. and you really have to detach from any level of excitement from the person until you at least meet once in-person (which is also antithetical to your end goal of meeting someone worth getting excited about).
Genuine queation: Why do people say "I will ruin your life"? When their profile says that I pass on them because I got enough shit going on. I'm not dating to find someone who wants to be disastrously mean to me.
I am so confused. Great sex adds joy to my life, it doesn't ruin it.
Got so much trauma from abusive relationships that says otherwise </3
