minus-squareinfuziSporg [e/em/eir]hexbear22·4 months agoWe milk it for all it's worth, but this is nowhere as unusual or funny as a prime minister fucking a dead pig's head. link
minus-squareHumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]hexbear15·4 months agoalso that one actually happened which makes it even funnier link
minus-squaremiz [any, any]hexbear10·4 months agoso the couch stuff is all just a bit based on that one couchfucking tweet about JD's book? amazing link
minus-squareLaughingLion [any, any]hexbear7·4 months agowell we cant definitively prove he never fucked a couch.... link
minus-squareLaughingLion [any, any]hexbear9·4 months agomost young men have an embarrassing masturbation story or two but usually we TAKE IT TO THE GRAVE link
minus-squareHumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]hexbear10·4 months agoi won't. fingered myself with peppermint shampoo at my aunts house. she's dead now so i'm free to tell hexbear. link
minus-squareLaughingLion [any, any]hexbear4·4 months agohahahaha, if it makes you feel any better almost every young guy has pulled one off in the shower with soap. ever gotten soap in the pee-hole? like really in there? its a mild chemical burn. link
We milk it for all it's worth, but this is nowhere as unusual or funny as a prime minister fucking a dead pig's head.
also that one actually happened which makes it even funnier
so the couch stuff is all just a bit based on that one couchfucking tweet about JD's book? amazing
well we cant definitively prove he never fucked a couch....
yeah i think so
most young men have an embarrassing masturbation story or two but usually we TAKE IT TO THE GRAVE
i won't. fingered myself with peppermint shampoo at my aunts house. she's dead now so i'm free to tell hexbear.
hahahaha, if it makes you feel any better almost every young guy has pulled one off in the shower with soap. ever gotten soap in the pee-hole? like really in there? its a mild chemical burn.
Dr. Bronner's Hole-Burning Soap
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David Cameron?