https://www.theonion.com/right-ear-right-now-1851606905

You guys would be cluggin' a few cans, too, if you had my wife.

  • EstraDoll [she/her]
    ·
    3 months ago

    Did you pawn my jewelry

    Apologize to my mother

    You gave me an STD

    good lord i don't think i've laughed at a kelly bit this hard in a long time

    • Wertheimer [any]
      hexagon
      ·
      3 months ago

      And bringing a rolling pin to the bar your husband lives at

      "Take My Wife, Please" Kelly is the best